Hello! I am DeskJet Shredder... Okay, you know it already. I suppose you've entered this section of my site to find out who I really am. You are welcome!
Real Name: Anastasia (Stasia, for short).
Frankly speaking, I don't
like my full name 'cause it sounds like "Anesthesia". The real short
name should be "Asia" (it is not the continent; it is pronounced like "Asya"),
but I also dislike it.
Alias: DeskJet Shredder, Kitty Cracker
Gender: Female
Age: it changes every year, you know :8-)
Date of Birth: 0*/0*/198*; the animal (according to the Chinese Calendar) starts with "R" and ends with "t"
Zodiac Sign: starts with "A" and ends with "s"
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
My Photo: here
- Why DeskJet Shredder?
- No idea! I just thought that a hybrid of a DeskJet
(inkjet) printer and a paper shredder would sound funny. :8-) BTW, the picture
on the main page is a "LaserJet Shredder", 'cause I did not have the
proper photo when creating it. And here's the proper device:
Well, it looks more like a lavatory pan, but it is the appliance I'm talking
of... :8-P
- Why Black Rectangle?
- Not just a black rectangle,
but the Black Rectangle 4:3! :8-D 4:3 is a standard width-to-height ratio for
modern screens (I mean 800x600, 1024x768 etc.). The idea came into my head when
I was watching a movie on my computer and wished to take a screenshot. The
program did not maintain the function: instead of the desired image I got a
blank rectangle 800x600 ('cause I was watching the movie in full-screen mode).
Its color was totally black (C=0%, M=0%, Y=0%, K=100%, #000000, according to the
Photoshop Color Picker). Since then this particular figure of this color 
has been symbolizing emptiness, as well as blue screen 
(R=0, G=0, B=255, #0000FF) symbolizes system crash.
- Why all these complicated smileys?
- They are rather simple in reality. Just imagine that there's no '8' which stands for glasses. You can see the Smiley Dictionary here.
- What the heck did you create this site? It's totally useless!
- Please be patient. The fanart will be uploaded to Side7 as soon as my account is activated, it doesn't depend on me. :8-( The screenshots from my favorite movies and cartoons will appear as soon as I get a video card with TV IN/OUT (this will happen in a year or so :8-( ). The fanfiction... Well, OK, after all, Black Rectangle symbolizes emptiness! What were you expecting to find here? :8-P
| Year | Favorite book | Favorite cartoon | Favorite character from this cartoon | Favorite movie | Favorite "soap opera" (TV show) | Favorite character from the series | Favorite computer game (or genre) |
| 1997 | "Alice, the Girl from the Future" (Kir Bulychev) | "Goof Troop" | Max | "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" | "Commissar Rex" | Rex | Tetrises (especially 3-Dimensional) |
| 1998 | "Alice and Gay-Do" (Kir Bulychev) | "Darkwing Duck" | Megavolt | "Sliding Doors" | "Quantum Leap" | Al the Hologram | Adventures (Jill of Jungle) |
| 1999 | "Alice in the Past" (Kir Bulychev) | "Sailor Moon" | Sailor Healer (Yaten Kou) | "Back to the Future" (parts 1 and 2) | "Xena - Warrior Princess" | Joxer | Quests (Full Throttle) |
| 2000 | "A Night in Terror Tower" (Robert Stine) | "Bonkers" | Bonkers | "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (all seven parts) | "Knight Rider" | K.I.T.T. | 3D-Action (DOOM) |
| 2001 | "The Langoliers" (Stephen King) | "TMNT" | Shredder | "The 5th Element" | "Knight Rider" | K.I.T.T. | Strategies (Civilization III) |
| 2002 | "The Regulators" (Stephen King) | "Bonkers" | Bonkers | "Thrill Seekers" | "Knight Rider" maybe, I haven't watched any series for a year. | K.I.T.T. | 3D-Action (Clive Barker's Undying) |
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