Bonkers Lyrics and Soundtrack

Bonkers Intro
Original English version
available at Bonkers Online
Russian version
available at Cartoon Club
From Russian into English
my literal (don't confuse with literary) translation
Once upon a time in Toontown
There was a cat that had it all:
Fortune and fame,
Top of the game,
Up until he hit the wall.
Жил на белом свете
В нарисованной стране
Зверь-чародей,
Полный идей,
Не чета тебе и мне.
Once upon a time there lived
In a drawn country
A magical animal,
Full of ideas,
We cannot compete with him.
Now he makes a living downtown
Walking on a brand new beat,
Slipping through the new day,
Tripping on a two-way,
Ticket down a one way street.
Но не ладит крыша
Даже с умной головой,
И сегодня летом
Он к тебе с приветом,
Непутёвый постовой!
But he's crazy
Though he is smart,
And today, this summer,
He comes to say hello to you,
The scatter-brained cop!
Who's that cop
Cracking up crime?
Stop the clock,
Hope he gets here on time!
Общий привет,
В башке винегрет,
Времени нет,
Тормоза тоже нет!
Hello everyone,
Jumble in the head,
There's no time,
And there are no limits!
Let's go Bonkers,
Yeah! Totally nuts!
No if's, and's or but but's.
Someone's stealing the show.
Can't see you! Gotta go, go!
Things getting out of control!
Значит,
Полный вперёд!
Это просто чудо.
Недолёт-перелёт
В никуда из ниоткуда.
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Therefore,
Speed up!
It's really amazing.
Shortshot-overshot
From nowhere to nowhere.
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Now he's caught in a trap,
Ready to snap,
Zapping the cap
And then taking the rap.
But you can't hold back
That wacky attack,
That's why you're still our star!
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Весь мир с петель
Соскочит вдруг,
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The whole world
Will go off its hinges,
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Cause you're Bonkers, Bonkers,
Bonkers, Bonkers
Wherever you
Wherever you
Wherever you
Wherever you are!
Это гонка, гонка,
Гонка, гонка,
Новый замкнутый,
Новый замкнутый,
Новый замкнутый,
Новый замкнутый круг!
It's a race, a race,
A race, a race,
A new infinite,
A new infinite,
A new infinite,
A new infinite loop!

Bonkers Extended Intro
Original English version
this text was posted somewhere at the forums of YesterdayLand,
the community that does not exist anymore :'-(

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Once upon a time in Toontown
There was a cat that had it all:
Fortune and fame,
Top of the game,
Up until he hit the wall.

Now he makes a living downtown
Walking on a brand new beat,
Slipping through the new day,
Tripping on a two-way,
Ticket down a one way street.

Who's that cop
Cracking up crime?
Stop the clock,
Hope he gets here on time!

Let's go Bonkers,
Yeah! Totally nuts!
No if's, and's or but but's.
Someone's stealing the show.
Can't see you! Gotta go, go!

He's so Bonkers
Way out on the street.
He's most definitely
A little bit out of his mind
But ain't that bobcat one-of-a-kind?
-II-
Ready for some big surprises?
It's bound to get a bit extreme!
Look out, Piquel,
You never can tell,
He's gonna make your life a scream!

Bonkers with his pal Miranda,
Staking out some shaky ground.
Jitters gets the jumbles,
Grumbles only mumbles
Every time he comes around!

Who's that Fawn
Stealing his heart?
The heat is on,
A party's about to start!

Let's go Bonkers,
Yeah! Totally nuts!
No if's, and's or but but's.
Someone's stealing the show.
Can't see you! Gotta go, go!

Things getting out of control!

Now he's caught in a trap,
Ready to snap,
Zapping the cap
And then taking the rap.
But you can't hold back
That wacky attack
That's why you're still our star!

Cause you're Bonkers, Bonkers,
Bonkers, Bonkers
Wherever you
Wherever you
Wherever you
Wherever you are!

Rubber Room Song (German)
German version
lyrics taken from Bonkers Online
From German into English
my literal (don't confuse with literary) translation
Kennst Du das die Kehle trocknet zu schnell aus.
Brennst Dir auf der Seele rum zurück ins Haus.
Keine Zeit mach schon Baby rutsch nicht aus.
Bist Du dann soweit lebst Du in Saus und Braus.
Hier gibt's jede Menge Rock 'n Roll.
Tanzen und Romanzen hier ist immer was voll -
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Chorus:
Wir sagen STOP STOP STOP.
Wir bobben im Rubber-Room.
Wir tanzen BOB BOB BOB.
Und jeder Bobber weiss warum.
Denn wenn die schweren Jungs - loslegen.
Nix mit überlegen,
Mußt Du dich bewegen -
Bim Bam Bum wir bobben im Rubber-Room.
Chorus:
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Hey rüttle Dich und schüttle Dich die Party steigt.
Sie geht die ganze Nacht hier läuft die Bude heiß.
Tanzen wir den Buggy ist die Freude groß.
Trinken wir Gemüsesaft geht's richtig los.
Ohne Pause klingelt hier das Telefon.
Doch keiner ist zu Hause alles spinnt nur rum.
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Chorus.
Chorus.
Kaust Du gerne Kaugummi dann komm schnell her,
Lecker schlecker Sandwiches die schmecken sehr.
Willst Du einen riesengrossen lila Drink.
Hier weiss jeder Clown das jeder Drink gelingt.
Bist Du ein Gorilla hast Du Deinen Spaß.
Hier kommt die grosse Rechnung gibst Du richtig Gas.
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Chorus.
Chorus.
Leckere Spaghetti und a Kolben Mais.
Wie Du siehst ist Federspieß der große Preis.
Pepperonipizza mal zu Mittagstisch.
Billy macht 'nen Chili der ist täglich frisch.
Stürz mit den Gewürzen hier mal richtig ab.
Diese Rubber-Room Gerichte bringen Dich auf Trab.
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Wir sagen STOP STOP STOP.
Wir bobben im Rubber-Room.
Wir tanzen BOB BOB BOB.
Und jeder Bobber weiss warum.
Denn wenn die schweren Jungs - loslegen.
Nix mit überlegen,
Mußt Du dich bewegen -
Sim Sam Sum,
Rocken ohne Stop
Ja wir bobben im Rubber Room.
Chorus:
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Rubber Room Song (Russian)
Russian version
available at Cartoon Club
From Russian into English
my literal (don't confuse with literary) translation
Не грусти, приятель, приходи сюда.
Все твои печали просто ерунда.
Жизнь у нас всегда приятна и легка,
Мы от всей души валяем дурака.
Крутимся и вертимся мы, как юла,
Вот такие классные у нас дела!
Cheer up, buddy, come here.
All your troubles are trifles.
Our life is always pleasant and easy,
We play the fool and enjoy our time.
We whirl and twirl like tops,
Our things go really cool!
Chorus:
Танцуем мы хип-хоп,
Обожаем смех и шум.
И ты не стой как столб,
Делай что придёт на ум.
На вкус любой здесь ждут
Хмурых и весёлых
Разные приколы.
Дзин-дзан-дзум, всё возможно тут!
Chorus:
We dance hip-hop,
We love laughter and noise.
Don't stand still,
Do whatever you like.
To all tastes there are
For gloomy ones and jolly ones
Various cool things.
Zin-zan-zum, everything is possible here!
Станем бить баклуши - каждый будет рад,
Мы резвимся с вечера и до утра.
Врубим буги-вуги - все сойдут с ума
И закружится лихая кутерьма.
Телефон трезвонит - дома никого,
Ведь на вечеринке все до одного!
We'll start twiddling thumbs - everyone will be happy,
We enjoy our time from evening till morning.
We'll turn on boogie-woogie - everyone will go crazy,
A great mess will start.
The telephone rings, but no one is at home,
Everyone is at the party!
Chorus.
Chorus.
Можно много жвачки в себя впихнуть,
Можно всё вверх дном перевернуть,
А потом запить селёдку молоком,
Ощутить себя последним дураком.
А если официант предъявит счёт,
Ты ...................... полный идиот.
You can fill yourself with bubble gum,
You can turn everything upside down,
You can drink milk with herring
And realize you are a fool.
If the waiter gives you the bill,
You are .................. an idiot.
Chorus.
Chorus.
Если не везло, то сразу повезёт,
Страсти и напасти - всё пройдёт.
Хачапури, чахохбили съешь скорей,
Шито-крыто, всё забыто, всё о'кей.
Дуракам закон не писан? Нет, нет, нет!
Дураками он написан - в этом весь секрет.
If you were not lucky, the luck will come immediately,
All troubles and disasters will go away.
Eat up your khachapuri* and chakhokhbili**,
Forget everything bad, everything is OK.
Fools don't obey rules? No, no, no!
Fools write rules - that's the point.
Chorus:
Танцуем мы хип-хоп,
Обожаем смех и шум.
И ты не стой как столб,
Делай что придёт на ум.
На вкус любой здесь ждут
Хмурых и весёлых
Разные приколы.
Дзин-дзан-дзум, всё возможно-можно...
Будь здоров, не кашляй,
Чокнутый-мультяшка,
Всё возможно-можно тут!
Chorus:
We dance hip-hop,
We love laughter and noise.
Don't stand still,
Do whatever you like.
To all tastes there are
For gloomy ones and jolly ones
Various cool things.
Zin-zan-zum, everything is possible...
Don't worry, be happy,
Bonkers the Toon,
Everything is possible here!


* Khachapuri is a cheese pie (Georgian cuisine)
** Chakhokhbili is a chicken dish (Georgian cuisine)

Oh Cartoon! My Cartoon! (English)
Oh Captain! My Captain!
by Walt Whitman

lyrics taken from here
Oh Cartoon! My Cartoon!
by Walt Whitman... more or less :)
available at Bonkers Online
lyrics made out by Andreas Müller and Emily Eickhoff
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
Oh Cartoon! my Cartoon! our story has begun,
The plot will twist almost every way before the tale is done.
A shadow falls, a siren screams,
Too late you guard your pate.
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
But O ha! ha! ha!
O agony and dread,
Where on the floor my Cartoon lies,
An anvil on his head.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up - for you the flag is flung - for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths - for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Oh Cartoon! my Cartoon! arise and take a bow;
But don't forget - we're not done yet - beware the falling cow.
For you the smack, for you the whack, for you a sock of fish,
Doomsday, bombs away, a custard pie that's rich;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.
Oh Cartoon! dear Cartoon!
Hanging on by just a thread!
But never fret, you're bound to get
An anvil on your head.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
My Cartoon doesn't answer, his parts scattered about,
He stoops to pick the pieces up, his face is full of doubt,
He knows the grand finale will cause pain as yet unknown,
But don't despair, you have a spare, a handy-dandy clone.
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
Oh Cartoon! my Cartoon!
Of you there are but shreds,
But we're almost done, there is still one
Anvil on your head.

If (English)
If
by Rudyard Kipling

lyrics taken from here
If
by Rudyard Kipling... sort of :)
available at Bonkers Online
lyrics made out by Ambidexter
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaiming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
If you can keep your head when all about you
Have anvils .......... out of the blue,
If you can wait unblinking for the other shoe
And come out looking just as good as new,

If you are blown to ...........
But safe and sound, the next time you appear,
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And never flinch ...............

If you can challenge gravity and nature
And fall until you meet your final doom,
If you can hold a bomb whose fuse is burning
And never cringe before the big kaboom,

If you can fill six wacko slapstick minutes
And get .............. before you've done,
Yours is the cartoon with everything in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Toon, my son!

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